Turns out our girlfriend was actually a robot this whole time, and Rufus Shinra needs her so that he can fire the laser on his solar-powered kill satellite.
So Acharky and I are off to space to stop him. That's just what one does when they're The Bouncer. After all, Bouncers put their life on...
Our martial arts master was apparently Rufus Shinra's bodyguard, and taught him how to fight or something. Also, our former best friend was part of some genetics experiment?
Whatever the case, our girlfriend is still kidnapped (and apparently Rufus Shinra's sister), and only The Bouncer can...
Some kid's girlfriend(?) has been kidnapped by the Shinra Electric Power Company, which is also building a solar-powered kill satellite in space. And for some reason, this kid and his two goober friends are tough enough to storm the corporate HQ in order to rescue the girl and save the day.
I...
Now that the Murder Castle is soundly behind us, it is time for Acharky and I to indulge in our... baser instincts. I have heard people talk about The Bouncer, mostly as a basis of comparison to our favorite stream game: THE QUIET MAN!
Lucky for me, Acharky is as morbidly curious about this...
Patch day has once again come to us denizens of Eorzea, and what a stellar patch it has been. The MSQ looks to be heading in an intriguing direction, the Pandaemonium raids are continuing, and a new season of PvP is upon us.
But none of that matters to us today. What does matter is that I'm the...
Final Fantasy XIV just released Patch 6.1, and with it a whole host of new content. The most drastic addition to the game is the complete overhaul of PvP combat and the replacement of The Feast with a new 5v5 PvP mode called Crystalline Conflict.
Let my character, Rabrandt Razorclaw, and I take...
If you told me that I would be doing Savage content in Final Fantasy XIV when I started playing in August 2020, I would not have believed you. And yet, here I am with a group of friends, gathering twice a week seeking to challenge the current high-end content for Endwalker.
Even more...
One of the biggest selling points behind The Quiet Man is that the game has little audio, to help viewers better understand the viewpoint of protagonist Dane, who is born deaf. (Which, considering this means the player can't understand things he clearly can, isn't helpful, but I digress.)So what...
I knew going into The Quiet Man that it wasn't going to be a good game, but I was absolutely shocked by how terrible it truly was. What should have been a mediocre FMV game about a deaf person turned out to be one of the most pretentious and confused piles of bad decisions I have born witness...
It's no secret that I was a big fan of Tomb Raider (2013). As my friend Sam and I explored in our Interactive Friction season on that game, it wasn't perfect, but it served as an excellent branching point to build a whole franchise off of. When the credits rolled, both of us were excited to see...